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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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Custines is a commune in the Meurthe-et-Moselle department in north-eastern France.
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The 65 Division is a division of the Sri Lanka Army. Established on 15 Dec 2008, the division was based in Alankulam near Thunukkai in the Northern Province. Today the division is a part of Security Forces Headquarters – Wanni and has three brigades and eight battalions.
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