{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of shoes does a thief wear?","punchline":"Sneakers","id":9}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
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{"type":"general","setup":"When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?","punchline":"Yep, people are just dying to get in there","id":50}
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