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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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