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{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}