Randolph Air Force Base is a United States Air Force base located in Bexar County, Texas,.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Bruce K. Chapman","displaytitle":"Bruce K. Chapman","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4849173","titles":{"canonical":"Bruce_K._Chapman","normalized":"Bruce K. Chapman","display":"Bruce K. Chapman"},"pageid":1142132,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Bruce_Chapman_census.jpg","width":198,"height":250},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Bruce_Chapman_census.jpg","width":198,"height":250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281780012","tid":"27b374f8-071d-11f0-854c-6131fa1238db","timestamp":"2025-03-22T12:57:05Z","description":"American politician & diplomat (born 1940)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_K._Chapman","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_K._Chapman?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_K._Chapman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bruce_K._Chapman"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_K._Chapman","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bruce_K._Chapman","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_K._Chapman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bruce_K._Chapman"}},"extract":"Bruce Kerry Chapman is the founder and current chairman of the board of the Discovery Institute, an American conservative think tank often associated with the religious right. He was previously a journalist, a Republican politician, and a diplomat. He is the author, most recently, of Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others.","extract_html":"
Bruce Kerry Chapman is the founder and current chairman of the board of the Discovery Institute, an American conservative think tank often associated with the religious right. He was previously a journalist, a Republican politician, and a diplomat. He is the author, most recently, of Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others.
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Simone Legno is an Italian artist best known for the creation of the tokidoki brand. Legno states his designs are influenced by his interest in Japan and its culture, as well as street art and graffiti.
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