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Adrian Francis Rollini was an American jazz multi-instrumentalist who primarily played the bass saxophone, piano, and vibraphone. Rollini is also known for playing novel instruments such as the goofus, a free-reed instrument resembling a saxophone, and the \"hot fountain pen\", a sort of keyless miniature clarinet.
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ASC Ville de Dakar, commonly known as its abbreviation ASCVD, is a Senegalese basketball club based in Dakar. The team competes in the Nationale 1, the highest national level. The club was established in 1980, its men's team was founded in 2014.
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Kunitarō Sawamura was a Japanese kabuki and film actor.
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