Ranthony Texada II is a former American football defensive back. He has been a member of the Washington Redskins of the National Football League (NFL), New York Guardians and San Antonio Brahmas of the XFL, and Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Ottawa Redblacks, and Montreal Alouettes of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
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